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Records reveal oldtime royalty not really royal
Ralph Stanley switches to banjo, harmonica “too hard”
Clifftop Strip Tease Competition Update: Contestants Asked Not To Remove G-string
UN declares banjo uke “a crime against humanity”
Term “oldtime” deemed politically insensitive to the elderly
After a decade of brave resistance, Midwest fiddler Laura Heinmann finally retunes to cross A
Wife of Vermont oldtime fiddler hasn’t seen husband “in decades”
Scienticists shocked to discover that oldtime is actually still new
Phrase “one more tune” found to be potentially misleading
Lost Girl found
Drunken frat boy assaulted after requesting “Wagon Wheel” not once, but twice
Bruce Molsky slowly coming to grips with the fact he has groupies
Augusta reschedules to February
“Lazy” John files defamation suit
Local New Haven djembe player subtly uninvited to next jam
Springfield police officer Matt Stevens enters mental freeze when he uncovers local punks playing oldtime music
Confused bluegrass guitar player keeps asking himself, “Where’s the f**king one?”
Netherton returns to melody after long separation
Asheville, NC banjo player can’t decide whether to wear his Red Wing or Frye boots to tonight’s jam
Massive backlog of rare C tunes leads to epic 4-hour jam, dorkdom
West Virginia oldtime musicians narrowly avert brawl by not talking about politics
Mississippi Sawyer displaced by chainsaw
New Study Shows Waltzes Reduce Time Signature By 25% In Mice
Squirrel Hunters erroneously played in G
Stickerville Toilets Vandalized: Police Have Nothing To Go On
“Lost Indian” Exactly Where He’s Supposed To Be
Maybe the tune is straight and the rest of the world is crooked. Woah!
National Endowment for the Arts grants $12.15 and a six-pack of Mtn Dew to compose “Tenth of January”
Bass overtakes harmonica as fifth most popular oldtime instrument
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