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West Virginia oldtime musicians narrowly avert brawl by not talking about politics
Confused bluegrass guitar player keeps asking himself, “Where’s the f**king one?”
Local New Haven djembe player subtly uninvited to next jam
Springfield police officer Matt Stevens enters mental freeze when he uncovers local punks playing oldtime music
Mississippi Sawyer displaced by chainsaw
Bruce Molsky slowly coming to grips with the fact he has groupies
Squirrel Hunters erroneously played in G
Lost Girl found
“Lazy” John files defamation suit
Bass overtakes harmonica as fifth most popular oldtime instrument
Clifftop Strip Tease Competition Update: Contestants Asked Not To Remove G-string
Scienticists shocked to discover that oldtime is actually still new
Wife of Vermont oldtime fiddler hasn’t seen husband “in decades”
Term “oldtime” deemed politically insensitive to the elderly
Netherton returns to melody after long separation
National Endowment for the Arts grants $12.15 and a six-pack of Mtn Dew to compose “Tenth of January”
Augusta reschedules to February
“Lost Indian” Exactly Where He’s Supposed To Be
Stickerville Toilets Vandalized: Police Have Nothing To Go On
Asheville, NC banjo player can’t decide whether to wear his Red Wing or Frye boots to tonight’s jam
Maybe the tune is straight and the rest of the world is crooked. Woah!
Ralph Stanley switches to banjo, harmonica “too hard”
After a decade of brave resistance, Midwest fiddler Laura Heinmann finally retunes to cross A
New Study Shows Waltzes Reduce Time Signature By 25% In Mice
Records reveal oldtime royalty not really royal
Phrase “one more tune” found to be potentially misleading
UN declares banjo uke “a crime against humanity”
Drunken frat boy assaulted after requesting “Wagon Wheel” not once, but twice
Massive backlog of rare C tunes leads to epic 4-hour jam, dorkdom
