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Banjo uke given presidential pardon
Term “oldtime” deemed politically insensitive to the elderly
Confused bluegrass guitar player keeps asking himself, “Where’s the f**king one?”
Bruce Molsky slowly coming to grips with the fact he has groupies
Asheville, NC banjo player can’t decide whether to wear his Red Wing or Frye boots to tonight’s jam
West Virginia oldtime musicians narrowly avert brawl by not talking about politics
Phrase “one more tune” found to be potentially misleading
Wife of Vermont oldtime fiddler hasn’t seen husband “in decades”
Lonesome John discovers Tinder
Local New Haven djembe player subtly uninvited to next jam
New Study Shows Waltzes Reduce Time Signature By 25% In Mice
After a decade of brave resistance, Midwest fiddler Laura Heinmann finally retunes to cross A
Ralph Stanley switches to banjo, harmonica “too hard”
“Lost Indian” Exactly Where He’s Supposed To Be
All tunes played at 140 bpm at first ever Missouri slow jam
Bass overtakes harmonica as fifth most popular oldtime instrument
Springfield police officer Matt Stevens enters mental freeze when he uncovers local punks playing oldtime music
Maybe the tune is straight and the rest of the world is crooked. Woah!
Augusta reschedules to February
Netherton returns to melody after long separation
Mississippi Sawyer displaced by chainsaw
Lost Girl found
Clifftop Strip Tease Competition Update: Contestants Asked Not To Remove G-string
Records reveal oldtime royalty not really royal
Drunken frat boy assaulted after requesting “Wagon Wheel” not once, but twice
National Endowment for the Arts grants $12.15 and a six-pack of Mtn Dew to compose “Tenth of January”
Pig’s foot officially too far in the fire
Scienticists shocked to discover that oldtime is actually still new
Stickerville Toilets Vandalized: Police Have Nothing To Go On
