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Springfield police officer Matt Stevens enters mental freeze when he uncovers local punks playing oldtime music
Ralph Stanley switches to banjo, harmonica “too hard”
Augusta reschedules to February
Confused bluegrass guitar player keeps asking himself, “Where’s the f**king one?”
National Endowment for the Arts grants $12.15 and a six-pack of Mtn Dew to compose “Tenth of January”
Drunken frat boy assaulted after requesting “Wagon Wheel” not once, but twice
Records reveal oldtime royalty not really royal
Phrase “one more tune” found to be potentially misleading
Maybe the tune is straight and the rest of the world is crooked. Woah!
Bruce Molsky slowly coming to grips with the fact he has groupies
Local New Haven djembe player subtly uninvited to next jam
All tunes played at 140 bpm at first ever Missouri slow jam
Wife of Vermont oldtime fiddler hasn’t seen husband “in decades”
Banjo uke given presidential pardon
Asheville, NC banjo player can’t decide whether to wear his Red Wing or Frye boots to tonight’s jam
Term “oldtime” deemed politically insensitive to the elderly
After a decade of brave resistance, Midwest fiddler Laura Heinmann finally retunes to cross A
Scienticists shocked to discover that oldtime is actually still new
Stickerville Toilets Vandalized: Police Have Nothing To Go On
Mississippi Sawyer displaced by chainsaw
Lonesome John discovers Tinder
Lost Girl found
West Virginia oldtime musicians narrowly avert brawl by not talking about politics
“Lost Indian” Exactly Where He’s Supposed To Be
Netherton returns to melody after long separation
Pig’s foot officially too far in the fire
Clifftop Strip Tease Competition Update: Contestants Asked Not To Remove G-string
New Study Shows Waltzes Reduce Time Signature By 25% In Mice
Bass overtakes harmonica as fifth most popular oldtime instrument
