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National Endowment for the Arts grants $12.15 and a six-pack of Mtn Dew to compose “Tenth of January”
Clifftop Strip Tease Competition Update: Contestants Asked Not To Remove G-string
Stickerville Toilets Vandalized: Police Have Nothing To Go On
Ralph Stanley switches to banjo, harmonica “too hard”
Springfield police officer Matt Stevens enters mental freeze when he uncovers local punks playing oldtime music
Banjo uke given presidential pardon
All tunes played at 140 bpm at first ever Missouri slow jam
Drunken frat boy assaulted after requesting “Wagon Wheel” not once, but twice
Term “oldtime” deemed politically insensitive to the elderly
Augusta reschedules to February
Pig’s foot officially too far in the fire
Maybe the tune is straight and the rest of the world is crooked. Woah!
Local New Haven djembe player subtly uninvited to next jam
“Lost Indian” Exactly Where He’s Supposed To Be
Records reveal oldtime royalty not really royal
Confused bluegrass guitar player keeps asking himself, “Where’s the f**king one?”
After a decade of brave resistance, Midwest fiddler Laura Heinmann finally retunes to cross A
Bruce Molsky slowly coming to grips with the fact he has groupies
Wife of Vermont oldtime fiddler hasn’t seen husband “in decades”
West Virginia oldtime musicians narrowly avert brawl by not talking about politics
Lonesome John discovers Tinder
Mississippi Sawyer displaced by chainsaw
New Study Shows Waltzes Reduce Time Signature By 25% In Mice
Scienticists shocked to discover that oldtime is actually still new
Bass overtakes harmonica as fifth most popular oldtime instrument
Asheville, NC banjo player can’t decide whether to wear his Red Wing or Frye boots to tonight’s jam
Phrase “one more tune” found to be potentially misleading
Lost Girl found
Netherton returns to melody after long separation
