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Term “oldtime” deemed politically insensitive to the elderly
Ralph Stanley switches to banjo, harmonica “too hard”
West Virginia oldtime musicians narrowly avert brawl by not talking about politics
Scienticists shocked to discover that oldtime is actually still new
Wife of Vermont oldtime fiddler hasn’t seen husband “in decades”
Bruce Molsky slowly coming to grips with the fact he has groupies
Springfield police officer Matt Stevens enters mental freeze when he uncovers local punks playing oldtime music
Phrase “one more tune” found to be potentially misleading
Stickerville Toilets Vandalized: Police Have Nothing To Go On
Local New Haven djembe player subtly uninvited to next jam
“Lost Indian” Exactly Where He’s Supposed To Be
Confused bluegrass guitar player keeps asking himself, “Where’s the f**king one?”
National Endowment for the Arts grants $12.15 and a six-pack of Mtn Dew to compose “Tenth of January”
All tunes played at 140 bpm at first ever Missouri slow jam
After a decade of brave resistance, Midwest fiddler Laura Heinmann finally retunes to cross A
Bass overtakes harmonica as fifth most popular oldtime instrument
Banjo uke given presidential pardon
Netherton returns to melody after long separation
Lonesome John discovers Tinder
Mississippi Sawyer displaced by chainsaw
Augusta reschedules to February
Pig’s foot officially too far in the fire
Clifftop Strip Tease Competition Update: Contestants Asked Not To Remove G-string
Maybe the tune is straight and the rest of the world is crooked. Woah!
Drunken frat boy assaulted after requesting “Wagon Wheel” not once, but twice
New Study Shows Waltzes Reduce Time Signature By 25% In Mice
Asheville, NC banjo player can’t decide whether to wear his Red Wing or Frye boots to tonight’s jam
Lost Girl found
Records reveal oldtime royalty not really royal
